What’s good, fuckers? I’m Rustie, your resident whitewashed Mexican asshole on The DP Show, and I’m an Air Force vet who served 13 damn years with four deployments under my belt. Born and raised in Houston, Texas, ‘til I enlisted in ‘09, now I’m posted up in Fort Worth, chillin’ like a villain. Two kids and Two bonus kids, second marriage to a smoke show MILF, ‘cause let’s be real, military first marriages are a shitshow. I’m a Christian, a father, a husband, and a proud vet who don’t mess with booze or drugs. I’d rather be at home kickin’ it than dealin’ with people’s bullshit, trust me, I already have to listen to Dusty's dumb ass too much.
I hate everyone equally, ‘cause most folks suck nowadays.
You’ll catch me in a “Go Astros” cap and maybe some tactical swag if I leave my lair, but I’m probably at the gym makin’ these tattoos look bad ass. Back in the day, I was breakdancin’ for the Houston Rockets, so don’t test my moves. I’m all about guns, trucks, MMA, and talkin’ shit; arguing’s my cardio.
My jams? Rock, alt country, metal, and hip-hop cranked to 11. I’m a hardcore conservative Republican and stand with my beliefs. I may seem a bit dry, but behind these beautiful eyes, I’ve got a killer sense of humor that’ll sneak up on ya. I may seem like an asshole, but I’ll give props where they’re due... like Dusty’s got a hog on him... but I still can’t believe I let that dumbass officiate my wedding.
Stick with me on The DP Show for real talk, no filter, and some laughs that’ll hit harder than my .45.