The SHOW

You ready to get Double Penetrated? The DP Show, where two lifelong friends and military veterans, born side by side and bonded through years of chaos, bring you a no holds barred podcast that’s equal parts raw, real, and ridiculous. Think lifestyle, current events, and unfiltered takes on the world, served with a heavy dose of crude humor and a middle finger to political correctness. We dive into real world topics, everything from everyday struggles to wild situations with unapologetic honesty, boundary-pushing banter, and, yeah, the occasional dick joke and maybe a few guests from time to time. Expect informative discussions wrapped in immature humor, all while championing free speech and breaking the mold of censored conversations. Tune in, laugh hard, and brace yourself for the unfiltered truth.

Dusty

Well, hello motha fucka! I’m Dusty, a backwoods born, southeast Texas country boy who don’t know the meaning of subtle. Yall probably see me in my cowboy hat, boots, beard flowin’, tattoos poppin’, and a grin that says I’m about to stir some shit up. God forgot to install a filter on me, and embarrassment? Ain’t in my vocabulary. I’m the loudest, bluntest, and most center stage sumbitch you’ll ever meet, whether I’m rippin’ shots on top of the bar or losin’ a shirt or two at the wildest parties. Life’s wild, and I’m ridin’ it hard.

When i’m not on the road i’m here doin’ this shit, and while on the road i’ll get into some shit to have some stories for yall. hell maybe some of yall can get in it with me.

Jacked up trucks and hotrods, whiskey, guns, and red dirt Texas country music, turn up some koe, and I’m home. Been divorced a time or two (the boys call me Sancho, but I’m a reformed good boy now, wink wink). I’m a proud dad, a Christian, and a damn contradiction when it comes to politics…way liberal on some shit, hardcore conservative on others. Ain’t no box big enough to hold me, and I’m too smart for that tribal nonsense anyway. I’m here to sling truth, crack dick jokes, and keep it realer than real on The DP Show. So grab a beer, crank the tunes, and let’s get rowdy!

rustie

What’s good, fuckers? I’m Rustie, your resident whitewashed Mexican asshole on The DP Show, and I’m an Air Force vet who served 13 damn years with four deployments under my belt. Born and raised in Houston, Texas, ‘til I enlisted in ‘09, now I’m posted up in Fort Worth, chillin’ like a villain. Two kids and Two bonus kids, second marriage to a smoke show MILF, ‘cause let’s be real, military first marriages are a shitshow. I’m a Christian, a father, a husband, and a proud vet who don’t mess with booze or drugs. I’d rather be at home kickin’ it than dealin’ with people’s bullshit, trust me, I already have to listen to Dusty's dumb ass too much.

I hate everyone equally, ‘cause most folks suck nowadays.

You’ll catch me in a “Go Astros” cap and maybe some tactical swag if I leave my lair, but I’m probably at the gym makin’ these tattoos look bad ass. Back in the day, I was breakdancin’ for the Houston Rockets, so don’t test my moves. I’m all about guns, trucks, MMA, and talkin’ shit; arguing’s my cardio.

My jams? Rock, alt country, metal, and hip-hop cranked to 11. I’m a hardcore conservative Republican and stand with my beliefs. I may seem a bit dry, but behind these beautiful eyes, I’ve got a killer sense of humor that’ll sneak up on ya. I may seem like an asshole, but I’ll give props where they’re due... like Dusty’s got a hog on him... but I still can’t believe I let that dumbass officiate my wedding.

Stick with me on The DP Show for real talk, no filter, and some laughs that’ll hit harder than my .45.